March  2003

 

Unless Something Else Happens

 

As Senator Daschle says,

“Can’t we do better than duck tape?”

Can’t the government do better than boom and bust?

I’m tired of hearing about the smoking gun.

What about the smoking ballot boxes?

Why can’t the guy in charge of nuclear war pronounce it?

Where did all these new stupid people come from?

Why are we going back to the same old stuff?

What’s spiritual about the Beatle’s pseudo Maharishi period?

Why does everyone now days have a long list of beliefs?

What’s newsworthy about another Nintendo martyr?

Does life under code orange mean not having to say excuse me?

There’s something fishy about Bin Laden’s appearance…

Didn’t we catch him already?

Is he making audio tapes from prison?

How do we get Al Jazeera tapes before Al Jazeera does?

Unless something else happens I’m sticking to my guns.

 

©Jimmy Warner, 2003